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Joke
Oct 19, 2008 13:43:45 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Hockey on Oct 19, 2008 13:43:45 GMT -5
Question: The Stanley Cup was recently on tour in my town, and I kissed it. Do I have to worry about being infected with listeria ? SCROLL DOWN SCROLL DOWN SCROLL DOWN SCROLL DOWN SCROLL DOWN SCROLL DOWN SCROLL DOWN SCROLL DOWN Answer: You are safe. The Stanley Cup has not been in contact with any Maple Leaf product in over 41 years.
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Joke
Oct 19, 2008 14:23:28 GMT -5
Post by Carson! on Oct 19, 2008 14:23:28 GMT -5
HAHA!
thats classic
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Joke
Oct 19, 2008 14:46:28 GMT -5
Post by V-HAB on Oct 19, 2008 14:46:28 GMT -5
Hahaha, nice.
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Joke
Oct 19, 2008 15:26:51 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Hockey on Oct 19, 2008 15:26:51 GMT -5
thanks lol
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Joke
Dec 7, 2008 15:42:02 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Hockey on Dec 7, 2008 15:42:02 GMT -5
Canada was stunned Monday when it was announced that The Stanley Cup will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, possibly as early as December 6th.
The cup will be stripped from from 2008 playoff champions the Detroit Red Wings and be awarded to the Leafs, who didn't even make the playoffs.
How is this possible, Canadians ask?
Well, the Leafs have formed a coalition with eastern conference semifinalists the Montreal Canadians, and conference quarter finalists the Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings.
According to current Leaf coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our coalition".
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a European trip to try to resolve the unprecedented hockey crisis that could force a second playoff series, or see an opposing team coalition take the cup.
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samk
Minor Pro
& finally the Canadians retired #33 & then traded it to Colorado !
Posts: 240
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Joke
Dec 7, 2008 23:56:07 GMT -5
Post by samk on Dec 7, 2008 23:56:07 GMT -5
I have more: Q: What do you call 20 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs ? ************************************************** A: The Toronto Maple Leafs !!!
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Joke
Dec 11, 2008 20:12:32 GMT -5
Post by Carson! on Dec 11, 2008 20:12:32 GMT -5
Wow those are funny
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Joke
Dec 11, 2008 21:12:19 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Hockey on Dec 11, 2008 21:12:19 GMT -5
yup
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samk
Minor Pro
& finally the Canadians retired #33 & then traded it to Colorado !
Posts: 240
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Joke
Mar 2, 2009 14:52:31 GMT -5
Post by samk on Mar 2, 2009 14:52:31 GMT -5
More........... Q: How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup ? A: Nobody knows & we may never find out..........
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Joke
Mar 2, 2009 20:46:54 GMT -5
Post by Carson! on Mar 2, 2009 20:46:54 GMT -5
lol
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Joke
Mar 2, 2009 23:08:15 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Hockey on Mar 2, 2009 23:08:15 GMT -5
lol
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